By Sarcastic Sam - Jul 26, 2005, 3:15 PM Post #1 of 10
I'm starting to think that there's a new law REQUIRING that, at any given moment in time, no fewer than 1 out of every 3 women in boston MUST wear dayglo turquoise. It was probably enacted by the same lawmakers who decreed, circa 1996, that one out of every three males must wear a dress shirt without a collar. Remember those? ------------------------- Life is....a Simpsons episode
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By adamg - Jul 26, 2005, 3:20 PM Post #2 of 10 [In reply to]
And are all those turquoise women also carrying those pocketbooks that look like diaper bags?
By triquetra - Jul 26, 2005, 3:29 PM Post #3 of 10 [In reply to]
Is it that '80s turquoise? The one that often got paired with hot pink? 'cuz if so, it might just be the 20-year fashion rule back to haunt us. Do these women also have really big bangs? *~*~*~* Luceo non uro
By Sarcastic Sam - Jul 26, 2005, 3:44 PM Post #4 of 10 [In reply to]
I think it's slightly less radioactive than the 80s shade of turquoise, mercifully. I don't know enough about their sex lives to comment on how they bang, but they don't particularly appear wicked-slutty, as they don enough of this fabric to adequately cover their bodies (albeit snugly). ------------------------- Life is....a Simpsons episode
By triquetra - Jul 26, 2005, 3:49 PM Post #5 of 10 [In reply to]
*SNORT* I. meant. their. hair, and you know it. *~*~*~* Luceo non uro
By Sarcastic Sam - Jul 26, 2005, 3:53 PM Post #6 of 10 [In reply to]
*SNORT* I. meant. their. hair, and you know it.
OK well, let's just say I'm struck sightless by the less-radioactive-than-the-80s-turquoise-yet-still-blinding color too much to notice the ladies' hairdos. ------------------------- Life is....a Simpsons episode
By triquetra - Jul 26, 2005, 3:56 PM Post #7 of 10 [In reply to]
Heeee, fair enough. Maybe it's the same turquoise, just faded after 20 years? *~*~*~* Luceo non uro
By Sarcastic Sam - Jul 26, 2005, 5:02 PM Post #8 of 10 [In reply to]
Well, you may have something there But the lack of spandex leads me to believe otherwise. ------------------------- Life is....a Simpsons episode
By triquetra - Jul 27, 2005, 9:56 AM Post #9 of 10 [In reply to]
Ah yes, the Spandex Codicil, how could I have forgotten? *~*~*~* Luceo non uro
By eeka - Jul 27, 2005, 2:30 PM Post #10 of 10 [In reply to]
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