One SUNNY Day....

By AmeriKenArtist - Nov 20, 2008, 5:38 PM
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One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached
the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue,
where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said,
'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine looked at the man and said,
'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president
and no longer resides here.'

The old man said, 'Okay, thank you' and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the
White House and said to the same Marine,
'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine again told the man,
'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush
is no longer president and no longer
resides here.'

The man thanked him and, again,
just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached
the White House and spoke to the very same
U. S. Marine, saying
'I would like to go in and meet
with President Bush.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the
third day in a row you have been here asking
to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already
that Mr. Bush is no longer the president
and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'

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By Fred Sennott - Nov 20, 2008, 8:16 PM
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I've been in the White House several times and have never seen a Marine Guard there in fact no one has.The security there is the responsibility of the Secret Service.This story has been floating around the internet for some timde,but it apparently was started by someone who knew nothing about the way the Government works.
Trust in God and sin not.Don't blame me I'm like Sparky I voted for Sarah to.

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By AmeriKenArtist - Nov 20, 2008, 8:35 PM
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Yeah Fred, I've been there as well.

What you just read has not happened yet!


And the point is not THE PARTICULARS ABOUT THE TWO PEOPLE interacting in this scenario.


You must have been a real fungi at parties.

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By Fred Sennott - Nov 20, 2008, 8:57 PM
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It will never happen.Its illegal.
Trust in God and sin not.Don't blame me I'm like Sparky I voted for Sarah to.

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By AmeriKenArtist - Nov 20, 2008, 9:07 PM
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Next year it will happen and millions of people throughout the world will enjoy being "the old man" hearing that the village in Texas will be getting their idiot back!

Class! The next word in context for study, is... obtuse.

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By Fred Sennott - Nov 20, 2008, 9:54 PM
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Look up Posse Comitas and that will tell you why you'll never see a Marine guarding the White House.
Trust in God and sin not.Don't blame me I'm like Sparky I voted for Sarah to.

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By AmeriKenArtist - Nov 20, 2008, 10:08 PM
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(What you read was a joke.) no sarah 1-20-09.
(Lets pretend it was a super secret service agent man that the old man was talking to, uh, telepathically from across the street! no, that won't work. You never did know how to play!)

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By Dave - Nov 20, 2008, 10:39 PM
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Look up Vero Possumus and you'll find out about the Kool-Aid Kult and Dear Leader.

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By Sarcastic Sam - Nov 21, 2008, 8:47 AM
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Look up Pussy Cominatus and you'll see a picture of a panty-less Britney Spears emerging from a limousine.
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